September 2009
8 posts
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Favorite Album of 2009
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“Major Lazer: “Keep It Goin’ Louder”“
The funny thing about facebook tagging is how whenever I untag myself (which isn’t that often), I always seem to get retagged by some ignorant idiot hours or even minutes later. I always wonder what must’ve gone through their mind when they saw I wasn’t tagged. “Oh man, ***** looks so messed up in these pics- I better retag them all so he can see them!” And everyone...
The funny thing about the name Olga is how synonymous it is with ugly. Have you ever met an attractive person named Olga? It’s the same consonants for Christ’s sake, just different vowels!
The funny thing about back to school day is how it either goes in one of two ways. Either your professor gives you a break ‘cause it’s the first day or your professor makes it really hard ‘cause it’s the first day. Luckily, I’m in the first camp.
The funny thing about the Fall is that this year it’s not really that much different from the summer, except that it’s a tad more sunny.
The funny thing about nachos is that the dish is only comprised three simple ingredients but I somehow feel that I make the best nachos in all the land.
August 2009
32 posts
The funny thing about friends is how a small conversation with a total stranger can grow into a great friendship days or even hours later.
The funny thing about rain is it totally negates the point of taking a shower. You want to look nice to go out but when you go out, everyone else looks just as wet as you.
The funny thing about the dog in the post last week is that it still has not been named.
The funny thing about different road laws in different countries is the confusion that ensues for tourists. The annoying thing is the amount of traffic that ensues after an Asian woman decides to drive on the wrong side of the road right next to the freeway.
The funny thing about poker is that the best way to play is to be unpredictable. This is why I ran the table during poker night last night and I don’t even know the rules!
The funny thing about blogs that you write daily is that some days you just don’t have anything to write. I wish I could put another sentence to keep with the template but I simply can not do that. But me posting this continues my streak of posting everyday since I started this blog.
The funny thing about the World Series is how in the major leagues, only two countries are represented: the US and Canada. And of the 30 team distribution, Canada is only represented by one team, The Toronto Blue Jays. As a result of this calculation, there is a 97% chance that the United States wins the World Series. A clever way of saying we are the world?
The funny thing about yard sales is how ridiculous the prices tend to get. Today I sold a 300-dollar dresser for the bargain of 10 dollars! I’d also like to point out that I made more there today than I do at my current job and all it took was six hours of sitting in the sun while random people came to my house.
The funny thing about adopting a dog is the people who get stuck with a lame name like Blair and choose to change the name. It’s almost the same as if someone adopted me and changed my name from ****** ***** to “Chad Decibels.”
“The funny thing about shaking hands is, you need hands.” The Emperor’s New Groove did my blog for me today!
The funny thing about Hot Pockets is how your stomach feels after eating one.
The funny thing about vampires is if you think about it, they’re pretty much the same thing as zombies. Both aren’t alive or dead and they each feed off of human blood. I guess vampires have fangs and can turn into bats but zombies aren’t allergic to sunlight. Regardless, the main point remains that if you remove the head or destroy the brain, you’re good.
The funny thing about Dave from Flight of the Conchords is everything. Here’s to my new favorite comedian, Arj Barker.
The funny thing about movie trailers is how some are significantly better than the actual movie they are advertising. I’m looking at you The Goods.
The funny thing about hair products is how they now have ones that make your hair look “disheveled.” Why not just forget to brush your hair in the morning?
The funny thing about the movie 500 Days of Summer is the ending where the main character meets a new girl named Autumn. Wouldn’t it be funny if, when that relationship ended, the next girl he met was named Winter? And of course who in their right mind would name their daughter Spring?
The funny thing about Facebook is the fan pages. Not only can I be a fan of “certain scenes in RoboCop 3” but I can also be a fan of both White Castle and Harold and Kumar going there!
The funny thing about headphones is the privacy of the music played through them. Usually if you’re listening to a song loud enough to block out the sound of the outside world, the song is loud enough for the outside world to hear. Not a good thing if you want to keep your passion for Miley Cyrus to yourself while studying in the library.
The funny thing about alarm clocks is how they must’ve gone about figuring out what sound is the most likely to wake you up. Did they just have a bunch of 5 year-olds come in to a studio and make annoying sounds until they found the best one?
The funny thing about pet names is the ones what are verbs. Pat the Puppy and Skip the Beagle are somewhat normal names and Hug the Bunny is kind of funny. I just feel bad for Castrate.
The funny thing about birthdays is how the most modest people could react to them. “Oh wow, a whole day devoted to me? Honestly guys, there’s nothing to celebrate- go about your business. A whole cake with my name on it? Come on guys, I mean it. Really, it’s nothing. Presents? Alright seriously, cut it out.”
The funny thing about Sunday is its reputation as the day of rest. That is why today’s post is so late.
The funny thing about fast food is all the misconceptions it construes to the uneducated. For example: The McDonald’s name obviously pays tribute to the famous farmer of the same name, but it is also quite obvious that the meat in McDonald’s hamburgers does not come from that farm. Additionally, Wendy of Wendy’s fame will probably develop anorexia by the time she hits adolescence...
The funny thing about postcards is how sending one only a day late can severely alter the quality of a message. “Thanks for the heads up buddy but I already got my hand bitten off from swimming along shark cove the other day. Maybe if you quit island living for a minute and sent the damn postcard then I could’ve written something back. Looks like I can’t do that now!”
The funny thing about summer is your attitude towards it as life goes on. When you’re a little kid up until you graduate high school, you don’t want summer to end because it’s so much better than school. You know: “Mommy, I don’t wanna go to school!” In college, it’s the opposite. You even start counting down the days to go back before the summer even...
The funny thing about Muslims is how offended they would get if I finished this joke. Yeah for the sake of my life and well-being, enough said.
The funny thing about Catholicism is what The Pope says is funny about Catholicism. What? I had to make it unbiased!
The funny thing about Jewish jokes is that they’re now considered Kosher. What?!
The funny thing about cell phones is how they are constantly being upgraded with the most ridiculous new features. I hear the next Blackberry will be able to make three-piece omelets, but when will you be able to actually hear what people are trying to say to you?
The funny thing about Snapple facts is how I manage to always get the same one. “Yes #127, I’m well aware that a hummingbird’s heart beats 1,400 times a minute- you told me last lunch!”
The funny thing about mowing the lawn is how criminal it is. If you cut as many appendages off of human beings as you do blades of grass, you’d be in the electric chair by this afternoon! Not only that but the outcome wouldn’t be aesthetically pleasing either.
July 2009
3 posts
The funny thing about hats is how you can use them to cover up a bad hair day, but in the end they cause you to have a bad hair day.
The funny thing about guitarists is how playing really fast can either show extreme skill or extreme lack of skill.
The funny thing about blogs is how important the people writing them think they are. It’s even funnier when the only people who actually read the blogs are their Dad and the sketchy kid who sat in the back of their 10th grade English class.